12/29/10 - Pac Man

I might make some funny faces while trying solid foods for the first time, but I'm trying to show my parents that I know how to eat. Om nom nom nom - LJ

12/28/10 - Rolli Polli

I showed my parents my new trick today: rolling from back to stomach! Watch'a'le! - Renzo

12/27/10 - Finally!

I finally found a hat that fit my head! It was hard finding the baby-man-head size at the stores! - LJ

12/26/10 - Squish Squash in My Mouth!

I had my first solids tonight, SQUASH! How does it look on my face?!?! I am still not sure how I'm supposed to eat this stuff... it certainly doesn't look like what my parents eat! They're holding out on me! - Lorenzo

12/25/10 - My First Christmas!

What a beautiful time of the year! Look at my face ... there's nothing I'm more grateful than the gift of life! I want to thank everybody that got me a present, that was very thoughtful of you! - Lorenzo

12/24/10 - My First Christmas Eve!

I got to spend Christmas Eve at Grandma's, and boy, what a time! I got so many fun presents, I can get used to this! Enjoy some of my favorite pictures from last night. - Lorenzo

12/23/10 - Mosh Pit

Don't be fooled, I'm not at home ... just got out of a killer mosh pit in this picture. I was getting gnar right here.

Got some breast milkerade and felt refreshed later. - Lorenzo

12/22/10 - Good Mornight?

What is Good Mornight, you ask? It's when I sleep a lot in the evening and wake up like it's the morning ... but the thing is, it's night when I wake up! Uh-oh ... does that mean I won't fall asleep until midnight now? Tehehe we shall see. And my parents shall see, because their eyes will be open tonight, hey-yo! - Lorenzo

12/21/10 - Three Amigos

I got to kick it with my future baseball teammates tonight, Dylan and Ethan! We're the "J"s ... I'm LJ, Dylan is DJ, and Ethan is EJ ... so you know what that means, watch out for us on the basketball court too, we've got mean J's.

Have to say sorry to Dylan, he got sad when I went to hug Ethan ... my bad DJ! - Lorenzo

12/20/10 - Look Into My Eyes

You will buy me and Daddy XBox 360 and Kinect... you will buy me and Daddy XBox 360 and Kinect... you will buy me and Daddy XBox and Kinect...

Got it? Good. - Renzo

12/19/10 - Surprise!

Happy second birthday, Mommy. I got you a present, me!

And here is a bonus picture of me, straight chillin'. - LJ

12/18/10 - Eat Eat Eat

My favorite right now if Foie Tag right now. I will eat a tag of any type! - Lorenzo

12/17/10 - Not a Wagon?!?

Wait, this isn't a magical wagon sleigh?!? You're putting these sheets where?!?! I'm not going in that spinning pool of chonies juice! - Lorenzo

12/16/10 - Gimme That Thing!

Enough with pictures! Give me that thing'a'ma'bob - I want to take pictures now! - Renzo

12/15/10 - Birthdays!

Today is Mommy's birthday! I can't believe she is 26, she doesn't look a day over 15! And today is also my 5-month birthday! To celebrate we went to the Rainforest Cafe for lunch. Here I am with Uncle D plotting a way to get a blowfish on my lunch plate; I like to eat dangerously. - Renzo

12/14/10 - Sit Ups

I'm sick of having the same belly size as Daddy's, so I've decided to start doing sit ups. Here I am in rep 50 ... no pain, no gain! - P90Enzo

12/13/10 - Sick Day

Today I had to take it a little easy, I had a stuffy nose! But by the evening, I was feeling and sounding better. (I can still put up a mean fight against my sleep, though!) - Lorenzo

12/12/10 - Beach?!?!

It's December, how am I able to go to the beach?!?! That's right, I live in California! I went to the bog beach today with the family and Mya. Only one of us stepped in poop, Daddy! What a ruff way to step! - Lorenzo

12/11/10 - Slobber Stache

Do I have something on my face?!?!?


HAHAHAHAH! I want a handlebar slobber stache! - LJ

12/10/10 - The Trump

This hair style is called, The Trump. Still deciding how I want to tame my hair and this is one of the candidates. - Renzo

12/9/10 - If You Happy And You Know It...

Show your gums! I had the giggles tonight, can you tell?!?! - LJ

12/8/10 - Jumping Sleigh

I'm trying to get Santa to try out my new idea, a jumping sleigh! - Lorenzo

12/7/10 - Well, Well, Well...

Look at what I found here... A new tasty treat for me to enjoy, feet! Don't judge me, I am in a support group to try to stop this habit. - Lorenzo

12/6/10 - In The Jungle

"The mighty jungle, the Lionzo stays awake at night..." They call me Lionzo because I fight my sleep, rawr-a-blur!!! - Lorenzo

12/5/10 - Is This Right?

Still trying to get the hang of this Christmas thing... Am I wearing this "socking" right? Huh? It's "stocking?" - LJ the Jester

12/4/10 - What's Missing?

My presents! Do you like our Christmas tree? I hope Santa likes how we decorated it! If not, I will eat all his cookies and not share my breast milk! - Lorenzo

12/3/10 - Frosty The Reindeer...

Oops, so snowmen aren't supposed to be used as reindeers? My bad! I gotta run though, I'm putting up the Christmas tree before Santa gets here... you'll see it tomorrow. - Lorenzo

12/2/10 - Come Here Little Toucan...

You thought you were too high up for me to get, huh! I got your big nose and I'm going to eat it as a delicacy! (Or is it already in my mouth, can you tell by my cheeks?!?) - Lorenzo

12/1/10 - Be Berrrrry Quiet

We're searching for the snoring baby ... and you're in luck, it seems we found this hefty hibernating eskimo ... wait, wait, that is me! Oh my parents really did it now... they're going to get it once I learn how to work a video camera. Video of Dad picking his butt and video of Mom picking her nose. Mark my words, I will have my revenge! - LorenZzzo

11/30/10 - Baby Stunna

I shine so bright, I have to wear sunglasses indoors. Just kidding, my feet have been letting off stinky fumes so I wore Mommy's glasses to protect my eyes (it's what she does). - LJ

11/29/10 - The RenzoMac Will Make You...

Jump, Jump! Lorenzo will make you Jump, Jump!



I'm practicing my jumping skills so I can dunk on Mommy and Daddy when they get me a basketball hoop. - Lorenzo Mourning

11/28/10 - Are You Serious?

Dad, you seriously think this team is good? Can't believe you have me in a Colts onesie and hat. Get me out of this, stat! - Renzo

11/27/10 - Familia

Check out me and my family! Dang, I just realized how good I look! - Renzo

11/26/10 - Big Game

Lakers have a big game tonight against the Utah Jazz, so I threw on my Lakers onesie. Hopefully they pull off a win in Salt Lake City ... I could just poop in this outfit! - Lorenzo

11/25/10 - Gobble Gobble

Thanksgiving! I am thankful for a beautiful family and my health. What I'm not thankful for is the gas turkey gives you, poo-chee, Daddy has the worst smelling farts right now. - Lorenzo

11/24/10 - Winter!

Winter is coming so it's time to get my beanie on! Do I look like a sensitive Russian Spy in this beanie?!?! - Renzo

11/23/10 - We're Gonna Need a Bigger Sleeper

Three-to-Six month sleepers, pfffttt, my muscular thighs are way to big for those! Mommy and Daddy had to get me more sleepers since I've already outgrew my 3-6 month ones! This is one of the last ones that will still fit me. I'm festively plump. - Renzo

11/22/10 - Where's the Milk?!?!

I got super excited when I got this extra large, super-sized breast milk flavored slurpee... come to find out it is a jug filled with cotton-tipped wands! I'm no stinking Harry Potty'r! - Renzo

11/21/10 - I Don't Want To Crawl!

I'd rather walk... I don't believe in the phrase, "you have to crawl before you ball." I am ready to ball right now! I'm the Baby Ruth of little league! - LJ

11/20/10 - Mmmm Flowers

Mommy and Daddy might not let me eat solids yet, but Grandma Idy lets me eat silk flowers! I can't wait to go to my GrandNina's flower shop to eat her flowers! Me and my bestie Emma had a good time with Grandma's reindeer and snow man toys. - LJ

11/19/10 - DJ Renzo

Who's ready to paaaarrrrtaayyyyy!!!! DJ Renzo is in the house. I stole these from my cousin/uncle Gabe, he's going to teach me about music! And here is another picture with my cousin Emma at the bowling alley! Daddy kicked Mommy's butt at bowling.- Renzo

11/18/10 - HAHAHAH!

- LOLRenzo

11/17/10 - Superman!

Shaq has nothing on me! I am the real Superman. He was born 7lbs, 11oz, child please! I was born 8lbs, 7oz... I can take that Fu-Schnicken! - Renzo

11/16/10 - Massage Class!

Here I am with Mommy at massage class. I like it here because I almost strip down to my diaper and relax... like an original Aztec warrior during Oktoberfest. - Renzo

11/15/10 - Happy Birthday To Me!

That's all I have been hearing today! It's my 4 month birthday today! I went to the doctor and I am now 17lbs, 12oz, and 26 inches! To celebrate, Mommy and I want to show you my trick. Enjoy. - Lorenzo James

11/14/10 - Hey Papi!

I remember hearing this boricua talk when I was in Mommy's belly, and I got to meet him today, Uncle Luis in from Puerto Rico! Next time he better bring me some mofongo though. - Renzo

11/13/10 - Look Inside Your Soul, Mirrors

Don't you lose control, look inside your soul, mirrors. I found this new friend today, and he talks just like me! - Renzo