11/30/10 - Baby Stunna

I shine so bright, I have to wear sunglasses indoors. Just kidding, my feet have been letting off stinky fumes so I wore Mommy's glasses to protect my eyes (it's what she does). - LJ

11/29/10 - The RenzoMac Will Make You...

Jump, Jump! Lorenzo will make you Jump, Jump!



I'm practicing my jumping skills so I can dunk on Mommy and Daddy when they get me a basketball hoop. - Lorenzo Mourning

11/28/10 - Are You Serious?

Dad, you seriously think this team is good? Can't believe you have me in a Colts onesie and hat. Get me out of this, stat! - Renzo

11/27/10 - Familia

Check out me and my family! Dang, I just realized how good I look! - Renzo

11/26/10 - Big Game

Lakers have a big game tonight against the Utah Jazz, so I threw on my Lakers onesie. Hopefully they pull off a win in Salt Lake City ... I could just poop in this outfit! - Lorenzo

11/25/10 - Gobble Gobble

Thanksgiving! I am thankful for a beautiful family and my health. What I'm not thankful for is the gas turkey gives you, poo-chee, Daddy has the worst smelling farts right now. - Lorenzo

11/24/10 - Winter!

Winter is coming so it's time to get my beanie on! Do I look like a sensitive Russian Spy in this beanie?!?! - Renzo

11/23/10 - We're Gonna Need a Bigger Sleeper

Three-to-Six month sleepers, pfffttt, my muscular thighs are way to big for those! Mommy and Daddy had to get me more sleepers since I've already outgrew my 3-6 month ones! This is one of the last ones that will still fit me. I'm festively plump. - Renzo

11/22/10 - Where's the Milk?!?!

I got super excited when I got this extra large, super-sized breast milk flavored slurpee... come to find out it is a jug filled with cotton-tipped wands! I'm no stinking Harry Potty'r! - Renzo

11/21/10 - I Don't Want To Crawl!

I'd rather walk... I don't believe in the phrase, "you have to crawl before you ball." I am ready to ball right now! I'm the Baby Ruth of little league! - LJ

11/20/10 - Mmmm Flowers

Mommy and Daddy might not let me eat solids yet, but Grandma Idy lets me eat silk flowers! I can't wait to go to my GrandNina's flower shop to eat her flowers! Me and my bestie Emma had a good time with Grandma's reindeer and snow man toys. - LJ

11/19/10 - DJ Renzo

Who's ready to paaaarrrrtaayyyyy!!!! DJ Renzo is in the house. I stole these from my cousin/uncle Gabe, he's going to teach me about music! And here is another picture with my cousin Emma at the bowling alley! Daddy kicked Mommy's butt at bowling.- Renzo

11/18/10 - HAHAHAH!

- LOLRenzo

11/17/10 - Superman!

Shaq has nothing on me! I am the real Superman. He was born 7lbs, 11oz, child please! I was born 8lbs, 7oz... I can take that Fu-Schnicken! - Renzo

11/16/10 - Massage Class!

Here I am with Mommy at massage class. I like it here because I almost strip down to my diaper and relax... like an original Aztec warrior during Oktoberfest. - Renzo

11/15/10 - Happy Birthday To Me!

That's all I have been hearing today! It's my 4 month birthday today! I went to the doctor and I am now 17lbs, 12oz, and 26 inches! To celebrate, Mommy and I want to show you my trick. Enjoy. - Lorenzo James

11/14/10 - Hey Papi!

I remember hearing this boricua talk when I was in Mommy's belly, and I got to meet him today, Uncle Luis in from Puerto Rico! Next time he better bring me some mofongo though. - Renzo

11/13/10 - Look Inside Your Soul, Mirrors

Don't you lose control, look inside your soul, mirrors. I found this new friend today, and he talks just like me! - Renzo

11/12/10 - Future Greaser

"When I stepped out into the bright sunlight, from the darkness of the movie house, I had only two things on my mind: Paul Newman, and a ride home." - Pony Lorenzo

11/11/10 - Royalty Fees

Seriously, pictures, pictures, pictures. I better see some royalty fees on these soon. - LJ

11/10/10 - Almost There...

Are you ready?!?!

I can almost do it...



I'm almost there!

Practicing my rollover skills; laying on my belly will let me release my farts even better! - Lorenzo

11/9/10 - So.....

Embarrassing. This is all my parents do... kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Geez. Dad, I hope me posting this picture gets you to stop scratching me with your scruffy face. - Renzo

11/8/10 - I Have Something To Say...

My state of the babynion address. Got it??!!?!?- LJ

11/7/10 - The Blur

I've moved on from "ablur" to the blur! Here I am trying to walk with help from Aunt Bebes! I'm so fast I'm the blur! The Flash has nothing on The Blur! "ABBLLLUUURRRR!" - Renzo

11/6/10 - I'm Back!

Zo'Lander is back! And even more really, really, ridiculously good looking than before. I'm modeling a shirt that Grandpa made me here. This look got me male model of the year back in August 2010, it's called "Nun'ya." As in, Nun'ya taking my title away! - Zo'lander

11/5/10 - Bounce

I have more bounce to the ounce, ooo wow. I finally get to play in my bouncer today, w00t! These 10-pound thighs need some exercise! - Lorenzo

11/4/10 - Alfalforenzo

Don't make fun of my hair, it's naturally awesome like this! - Little Rascal, LJ

11/3/10 - Heaaaaad, Shoulders, Knees, And....

Toes! I've been paying attention to my feet like crazy! Something Daddy hasn't been doing on the soccer field lately, hey-yo! Zing!

11/2/10 - Sleepy Face

Got caught just waking up here - had a long night, was celebrating the Giants win over the Rangers! Mommy was rooting for the Rangers, boo! Angels for life! - Renzo

11/1/10 - Elmo!

I've already decided who my favorite Sesame Street character is, Elmo! I picked him out this past weekend when I was at Baby'R'Us! - Lorenzo

10/31/10 - The Monkey is Out!

I was shipped from the jungle in a box and was able to let my inner monkey out for Halloween! - Lorenzo

10/30/10 - Long Day

I had a long Saturday: ran errands with Daddy in the morning, then went to my primo Julien's first birthday party! Here I am immediately after, out and dreaming with the angels! - Renzo