2/28/11 - I'm Back!

I think the art by aunt Nesh over my left shoulder really brings out the arch in my eye. I've tried this look recently because I think the left eye means something special, like a Lopez.

I really wanted to try a different side of things by trying some artwork over the right shoulder. I've added Mommy to really show where I get my food source and added drool on my lower lip to give the look of lip gloss. But I'm a boy, so it means more, like I was kissing a baby girl.... which I think has more meaning.

In this final picture I decided to show you my angel side. I'm wearing my imaginary halo to the crooked side, because it's more hip that way. See what I did with my eyebrows, that's called the inquisitive brown steel. Most of the time, I use it while pooing.

Yes, I'm back. - Zolander

2/27/11 - Park Day!

It was so nice out today, we had to take a walk to Hillcrest Park to see what the Mexicans were barbecuing. I got to play with my soccer ball while Mommy blew me bubbles (thankfully, no, Mya isn't pooing in the background of this picture.


And for a good chuckle, check out my reaction to grass. - Lorenzo

2/26/11 - Chuck E Cheese's!!!

Where a baby can find out fighting tactics! I saw some little boys karate chop and do a sneak attack for some loose tickets on the ground. I need to become super ninja before I turn 2 so I can get all the tickets! We went to celebrate my cousin Kathleen's 1st birthday! Here I am after we hit the jackpot on a machine, but I was more interested in getting more tokens. - Lorenzo

2/25/11 - I'll Sleep Anywhere

Mozart. Beethoven. Jim Rome. All are extraordinary at their craft. I listened to this Jim Rome classic this evening and I used it as a lullaby for my cat nap... while in Daddy's hands. - Renzo

2/24/11 - Fooda

Had a little taste of food trucks in Downtown Fullerton tonight. A little Dos Chinos, a little Lee's and a lot of ice cream sandwiches from Chunk N Chip. I tried to ask Chunk n Chip to be the spokesperson for them since I'm Mr. Chunk. But they told me I need my two front teeth first.

Here I am with Dos Chinos, trying to decide between a pork belly burrito or papas fritas con carne. - Renzo

2/23/11 - Move Along

Move along, people. Nothing to see here. Mommy caught me trying to grill my hot dog in the fireplace. What? A baby can't enjoy a little of the outdoors cooking, indoors? - Lorenzo, chimney sweeper by day

2/22/11 - Jungle Scene

I made another trip to the Mexican Sears today. Here I am in a jungle scene I picked out. I have the eyes of a tiger. - Renzo

2/21/11 - New Hairstyle

Mommy didn't like my nerd hairstyle, so I tried something new in the bath. Please vote on what you think is better. - Lorenzo

2/20/11 - Any Day Now

I'm almost there. Elbow, elbow, knee-push-off, knee-push-off. Problem is, I get stuck on my own arm sometimes and faceplant like an Ashlee Simpson live performance. Within a week i'll have it down. - Renzo

2/19/11 - Slick

Finally, someone other than Daddy knows how to comb my hair. Auntie Christina combed my hair right with my favorite nerd look! Lambda Lambda Lambda here I come! - Renzo

2/18/11 - Sleepy Head

There's a first for everything. Tonight, I fell asleep while Daddy was feeding me green beans. I think vegetables are a bore sometimes, zzzzz. - Renzo

2/17/11 - You Know How It Is

It's just one of those days. No matter how hard I tried to comb this hair, it just wasn't happening. Just one of those days. And Happy Birthday Aunt Wendy! - Lorenzo

2/16/11 - Don't Bother Me

Diapers, Leche and a Teething Biscuit... don't bother me, I'm eating. Mommy gave me this teething biscuit but it really should be called syrup smelling goodness that Daddy wanted to lick off my face. - Renzo

2/15/11 - Caged Animals

Someone has mistaken me for a monkey because I'm trapped in here with Curious George! This isn't a zoo, let me out of here or ill start flinging my poo at you like a real monkey! - Lorenzo

2/14/11 - Cupid

I ate my wings so I can't fly... guess the chocolates I'm eating here are to blame! Happy Valentines Day! I put the chub cherub. - Lorenzo

2/13/11 - Roly Poly Roly Poly

Well, I'm still enjoying this rolling thing so no need to crawl, yet. I'm taking a look at these feet and think I can get this walking thing down before I crawl. - Lorenzo

2/12/11 - Snack Bar

Here I am kicking it at the snack bar... not the nachos I wanted. Just as well though, don't want Daddy's belly. - Renzo

2/11/11 - My Snacks

I got sick of watching my Dad eat these orange triangle things with tapatio on them so I decided to pick out my own! Mmmmm my own snacks and I'm not sharing these! - Lorenzo

2/10/11 - Mexican Sears

My parents and I decided to save some money by doing a Sears photo shoot at home. How do you like my pose? - LJ

2/9/11 - Baby Fat Jiggle

Check out my baby fat jiggle, truffle shuffle! Chunk on Goonies has nothing on this! - Lorenzo

2/8/11 - No More Ramp!

I made the parentals get rid of the baby ramp in the bath tub because I'm too big of a boy to lay down. I need to be sitting up when I'm getting sponge-bathed. Give me some waters toys too! - Renzo

2/7/11 - Boot Camp

Been training day and night to get this show on the road. Here I am training to take out a building. - Lorenzo

2/6/11 - Baby Bowl!

It was the Renzo's vs. the Emma's. Emma had the speed and agility, while my team had the weight to throw around. It was a tough fought game but it was called a tie due to bad field conditions due to drool. In the end, we both got to hold the Lombaby trophy. - Lorenzo

2/5/11 - Choes!

Dang. I think I can pick up on Mommy and Daddy's shoe fetish. These sneakers are fresh. - LJ

2/4/11 - Slim Jims!

I'm tired of all these green foods and fruits, give me the good stuff! When Daddy wasn't looking I grabbed his slim jim. I tried to snap into it but I only have two teeths. - Lorenzo

2/3/11 - Little Monk

I'm over this spoon stuff, just give me my nan'ers straight from the tree! My parents had it right when they called me their little monkey before I came out of my Mommy cave. - LJ

2/2/11 - Green Stuff

Mmmm green beans are so good, I love them as much as Mommy does... which is not at all! Blech! Help. - Renzo

2/1/11 - Park Leaves

I spotted a leaf here that would later end up in my mouth. That was a real barker when I told Mya later. HAHAH get it?!? Bark as in tree bark, and Mya is a dog, so bark when she barks from laughter?!?! Classic! - Renzo

1/31/11 - Good Taste

Had a choice between Step Brothers and Jillian Michaels... I made the right choice and decided on Step Brothers. "Do you want to do karate in the garage? Yup!" - Lorenzo