7/28/11 - Packing

So I'm getting ready for my first vacation! I don't know what to pack!!! I think I'll just take my golf clubs; Daddy and I will hit the links while Mommy hangs out at the beach. Doop doop doop, check out my golf stride. - Lorenzo

7/27/11 - Mama Mia

Have you people heard of gum?! That garlic breath can fight off an army of vampires. Toothpaste and lots of it. We hit Casa Bianca pizza pies tonight and I finally got to have a taste! - Lorenzo

7/26/11 - Water Day!

It was so hot today that Mommy took me to cool off in the water! I had seen the fountains before, but was never able to go in them! Can you tell I'm a little excited?!?! - Renzo

7/25/11 - Hmmmm

I wonder when this baby monkey and giraffe are going to grow up. Taking an awfully long time. - Lorenzo

7/24/11 - Sunday Funday

I hit up the park today, had a killer nap, then got my soccer on! Check it, I'm ready to play on Fastbreak Squared:


And ask me where my nose is, you'll get this result:

What? I just want to pitch in for the family, gold is selling well, right?

7/23/11 - Dylan is 1!

What a year! My boy Dylan turned 1 during the week and we celebrated at his party today! All the buddies were there and I got to watch Daddy eat 7 tacos!

We're going to have a deep lineup for T-Ball, masher! - Renzo

7/22/11 - Im Blue Endaddadedada

Mmmmm blueberry face! - Renzo

7/21/11 - New Wheels

Thank you everyone for my birthday present! You guys bought me some new wheels! Today we went for a walk with my best friend, Emma, and aunt Wendy & uncle Anthony to the farmer's market! - Lorenzo

7/20/11 - Getting Closer

I'm getting closer and closer to walking on my own. You just have to tempt me to get me to go far... - Renzo

7/19/11 - Beach Life

Today we went to visit Daddy at work for lunch, then we hit the beach. All me and Mommy have to say about that is, neener neener neener, Daddy. Get back to work! (And Mommy didn't lose my shoe this time!) - Renzo

7/18/11 - Sip Sip

Don't mind me, just getting my sip sip on with my new favorite sipper. No big deal. - Lorenzo

7/17/11 - Y'All

How y'all like my tio and tia from San Antonio? We reckoned we ought to eat at El Torito for brunch today. - Renzo

7/16/11 - OC Fair!

Last year I was too little to check out the OC Fair, but this year I got to see all the amazing food and animals. The one thing that did disappoint me was that the Carnies didn't seem like the traditional Carnies. - Lorenzo

7/15/11 - My Birthday!

Rain Forest cafe!

Can you believe I've been here for a year! What an amazing journey. You all have meant so much to me and I cannot wait to express my love for you in words rather than just my blog.

Shout out to amazing Mother that makes me the luckiest boy on Earth. And shout out to my Father that makes me laugh with his weird facial hair and perfectly round belly for me to squeeze.

And today, I received an extra present for winning a Funky Monkey contest. Boo ya. - Lorenzo

7/14/11 - For Real?

Wait, wait, Uncle Dooey. I come over here to wish you a happy birthday and you're telling me I have to read all these books. Not cool. Ok, I guess I will. At least I know the words that Kat Von D wrote in her book will have words I understand: "coo" "ba" and miscellaneous noises. - Renzo

7/13/11 - Getting Closer

Okay, okay, I'll start practicing more. Are you not entertained?!?! I'm really walking because I'm tired of eating this homemade stuff; I want to walk to Taco Bell for some crunchwrap supremes. - Renzo

7/12/11 - More TP Fun... Maybe

I tried a new thing with toilet paper today, by dipping it in water. It looked real cool in there, however, I didn't like it very much when Daddy put it on my arm.

I promise that thing was a white leech sucking my precious leche from my veins. - Lorenzo

7/11/11 - Mi-Mis time

Phew - what a weekend. Good thing it's Monday and I get to catch up on some RenZZZZzzzzzzzzzz's. Neener, neener, neener. I get to sleep like a little Angel. - Renzzzzzzzo

7/10/11 - Teacups

After a long nap and rest, I got my parentals to man up for a short stroll around Disneyland. I got to go on the teacups for the first time! But where were my biscuits to eat with my tea! Mad Hatter is about to face Mad Hungry Baby. I like my chances. - Renzo

7/9/11 - My First Birthday Party!

What a wonderful day! Thank you all for coming to celebrate my first birthday at the park! I had so much fun and hope you all did too. You made my day very special! So much so that I woke up in the middle of the night still wanting to party!

And what is this cake frosting stuff, I think I might turn into the Energizer Bunny after eating this sugary goodness! - Renzo

7/8/11 - TP

I knew how to unroll the toilet paper, and now I know how to rip it! Two-ply is the bomb! - Lorenzo

7/7/11 - Honest Question

Why walk when you can have someone carry you around and/or crawl into little spaces? Silly Parentals, I don't want to practice walking I want you to practice exercising by pushing me in this stroller! - Lorenzo

7/6/11 - Food Strike

Still on a food strike until I eat strawberries and cheese snacks again.

Help? - Lorenzo

7/5/11 - Pigeon

Yes, pigeon is my new nickname. I beg strangers for food, like I did tonight at the Angels game. I got a strawberry and cheese snacks. I wish I could talk because I would have told them to call the cops because my parentals didn't bring me snacks like that!

I couldn't even open these Cheetos! - Renzo

7/4/11 - American Baby

Mexican Americans, they love America, especially Southern California, because it's like a little Mexico, but it's still America.

We cruised the hot streets of Fullerton in my early birthday present, check me rolling.

What a comfy ride. - Renzzzzzzzzzzzzzo

7/3/11 - BBQ Pool Party

I went to Grandma Idy and Grandpa Mike's today to eat some burgers and play in the spa! I finally got over my fussiness with the cold water and fell in love with it! Here I am getting chauffeured around by my cousin Balin. - Renzo

7/2/11 - Lake Piru

Today we hit up Lake Piru and I still made a fuss about the cold water. What?!? Can't a baby want his water to be lukewarm like his leche?

Don't I look like Captain Mexierica in this picture? - Renzo

7/1/11 - Green Thumb

I'm getting my Mexican on with my Grandpa ... telling him how I want my garden run. I can't wait to eat the fresh zucchini and make my Daddy chile from the garden! - Lorenzo

6/30/11 - YeeeeeHaaawww!

I might look like I'm going to blow baby chunks in this picture, but I'm really just concentrating on how I'm going to make the ride operator keep this thing going!

Bugs Life has the best rides! - Renzo