1/26/12 - Stache

You know it, I'm in the club. Don't be jealous of this stache, it can beat you up. - Lorenzo

1/25/12 - Truck Wash

Who wants their truck washed?!? I'm learning so I only charge $60/truck. - Lorenzo

1/24/12 - Disco

I don't know why I have to be locked up in this crib, all I want to do is disco and show off my chest! - Renzo

1/23/12 - Tupperware

You know what's super annoying? Having to rearrange Tupperware. Such a pain in the butt. - Lorenzo

1/22/12 - T-Ball

I'm ready for T-Ball, let's do this! - Renzo

1/21/12 - Chuck E Cheese!

We went to Chuck E Cheese today and played games! And then Mommy & Daddy took me to my first movie: Alvin and the Chipmunks! I sat through the whole thing and even cried when they told me we had to leave. - Lorenzo

1/20/12 - New Park!

We went to a new park by our place and I got to feed the ducks my 'nacks! - Renzo

1/19/12 - Playdoh!

Mommy got me play-doh today! And yes, I tasted it. And yes, it is delicious. Can't wait to eat paste! - Renzo

1/18/12 - Tongue Wag

Michael Jordan had a tongue thing. Kobe had a tongue thing. I think it's only right that I have a tongue wag too. - LJ

1/17/12 - Don't Forget

I might be wearing an MVP shirt with Clippers colors, but never forget the scoreboard: 16-0, Lakers. Good luck with that, Clipper fan. - Lorenzo

1/16/12 - Dr Green Chin

What? I have something on my chin? No, it's my goatee. - Renzo

1/15/12 - My Phone

I can take my own pictures now. Can someone teach me all the poses I can do with self-portraits? - Zo'Lander

1/14/12 - Lo-sain Bolt

Yes, I said it. You say go and I say I can beat you. - Lo-sain

1/13/12 - Socks

Ah, now these are socks I can get with. But quick question, why doesn't Dada fold his? It's not that hard and I see Momma always folding his stinky socks. - Lorenzo

1/12/12 - Base...Ball

I'm no bandwagon fan, you better recognize that I've been all Angels since day one in 2010. Here's evidence, I know the sport when I see the logo... - Lorenzo

1/11/12 - Impromptu Shoot

So, since I got a haircut and all I figured I'd do a shoot to display my new lettuce. Here I am after I chose the baby wipes box as my chair. - Zo'Lander

1/10/12 - Have You Seen My Ball?

Have you seen my golf ball?! Emma and I have been looking forever! - Renzo

1/9/12 - This is How You Run the Ball

The NFL better keep an eye on me, this is how you run a ball into the opposition. Trucking over people all day! - Lorenzo (Neal)

1/8/12 - Fixing

Have to do my part around here. Noticed my fire truck needed a little work so I got my mechanic on! - Renzo

1/7/12 - Ah Relax

Now this is more like it, just relaxing on this carousel. We got some time to stop cleaning & organizing, and start having fun! - Lorenzo

1/6/12 - Dr Green Thumb

Have to keep this basil alive, more water! - Renzo

1/5/12 - Reggie Who?

Reggie Miller's basketball shooting motion has nothing on mine! - LJ

1/4/12 - My Sandals

Take off your shoes when you come in and wear your chanclas! - Lorenzo

1/3/12 - Whoa

What the heck happened in my sleep last night? Happy birthday Papa Uddie! - Lorenzo

1/2/12 - New Year!

It's a new year, and I've started it off at a new place in Costa Mesa. I started collecting pine cones and fallen avocados in our backyard! Who wants guacamole?! - Lorenzo