I don't need anybody to hold my paci when I'm not using it... I hold it using my chest muscles. I've got skills, I fall asleep with it in my mouth then place it on my chest while dream of dancing sheep. Mom and Dad didn't teach me this trick, all they do is leave drool on their respective chests.
P.S. Do I really have to get my teeth in? The parentals have some kicking breath in the morning.
-Lorenzo
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