12/7/10 - Well, Well, Well...

Look at what I found here... A new tasty treat for me to enjoy, feet! Don't judge me, I am in a support group to try to stop this habit. - Lorenzo

12/6/10 - In The Jungle

"The mighty jungle, the Lionzo stays awake at night..." They call me Lionzo because I fight my sleep, rawr-a-blur!!! - Lorenzo

12/5/10 - Is This Right?

Still trying to get the hang of this Christmas thing... Am I wearing this "socking" right? Huh? It's "stocking?" - LJ the Jester

12/4/10 - What's Missing?

My presents! Do you like our Christmas tree? I hope Santa likes how we decorated it! If not, I will eat all his cookies and not share my breast milk! - Lorenzo

12/3/10 - Frosty The Reindeer...

Oops, so snowmen aren't supposed to be used as reindeers? My bad! I gotta run though, I'm putting up the Christmas tree before Santa gets here... you'll see it tomorrow. - Lorenzo

12/2/10 - Come Here Little Toucan...

You thought you were too high up for me to get, huh! I got your big nose and I'm going to eat it as a delicacy! (Or is it already in my mouth, can you tell by my cheeks?!?) - Lorenzo

12/1/10 - Be Berrrrry Quiet

We're searching for the snoring baby ... and you're in luck, it seems we found this hefty hibernating eskimo ... wait, wait, that is me! Oh my parents really did it now... they're going to get it once I learn how to work a video camera. Video of Dad picking his butt and video of Mom picking her nose. Mark my words, I will have my revenge! - LorenZzzo